Durgapuja-2009,Rourkela

RULE FOR MALE WRITTEN BY FEMALE

Rules for Male, Written by Female
1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. )

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

SWEET BOY ANSUMAN

BABY NAME: ANSHUMAN PUROHIT

FATHER'S NAME: PRAFFULA PUROHIT

MOTHER'S NAME KUNTI PUROHIT

DATE OF BIRTH 06-SEPTEMBER-2008

CITY: BARGARH

"YADA YADA HI DHARMASYA
GLANIR BHABATI BHARTA"

Lord Krisna

Sayeri

Pighalte waqt kee surat, mujhe rulati hai ..
Na jaane kyun, teri soo rat ubhar ke aati hai .


Hame to shahar kee, veeraniyan hi bhaane lagi ..
Hamare kisse, ye aksar hame sunati hai .

Haseen log to, sheeshe ke ghar banate hain..
Meri nakamiyan, kagaz pe ghar banati hai .

Apne haalat pe, jane kyun hasi aati hai ..
Jindgi , roz bahut der tak samjhati hai.

Ab kisi aur ki, khushiyon ke rahnuma hain ham.
Gam ki parchhaiyan, bhi hamko ye batati hai..

Har kisi daur main, gam ban ke janam leta hun .
Fark bas ye hai ki, meri shaql badal jaati hai ..

Wo kis ka afsaana, tujhko suna raha hai koi .
Jisko sunkar, tere maathe pe shikan aati hai..

Na jane kaun se sanche, main dhal gayi kismat.
Jindgi, dard kee jageer najar aati hai ...

Ishq ka naam, ab hothon ko chubhan deta hai .
Ye nadi , pyaas ke manjar mujhe dikhati hai ..

Womens Day Special

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope
under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.The rope was not strong enough to carry them all
so they decided that one had to leave,
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,
because, as a woman,
she was used to giving up everything
for her husband and kids or for men in general,
and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping . . . . .

Jokes of the day

Enjoy the Shayries.....................
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi,Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....
Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..


Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..


Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara abbbbe oyeee phir kya huaBakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya


Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.





Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pitaMaine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita


Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.... JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!



aasman mein char tareaasman mein char taredo tumhare do hamare


Maine tujhe dekhaDekhta raha, Dekhta hi gayaPhir mujhe chashma lag gaya